April 2011
March 2011
GET IN SHAPE, CAROL
I've never seen a used condom irl
wholelottadicks:
ghettoblastin:
I’ve never seen a condom irl
i saw a used condom at school when i was like, 9
i knwe what aids looked like when i was 3, where the fuck did you nerds grow up
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why is it
joebarborak:
in movies when elevators malfunction/explode/etc that they still register floor numbers? like, ok, the elevator’s cable snaps and WHOA look how fast we’re falling THE NUMBERS ARE GOING SO FAST
mayn FUNK DAT
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methylbenzene asked: what kinds of bunnies do you like the best
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falcorsfocalin:
ardcoreblogger:
astrangia:
take that and rewind it back ursher got the voice 2 make your booty go
take that and rewind it back lil jon got the voice 2 make your booty go
take that, rewind it back Ludacris got the flow that make your booty go
what a funny story mark
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hangtoughamerica:
tetradugenica replied to your post: britney’s song toxic was about our poisoned water… I always thought there were hidden messages in a lot of her songs. like “i’m not a girl.. not yet a woman”
yeah that’s another great one (everyone can figure it out if you think for only a moment)
but my personal favorite is “I’m a slave 4 u”- a song about the state of the working class of...
HORSE INFERNO
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cyparissus:
Jackii says (4:05 PM): *meow meow michelle says (4:06 PM): *bark bark Jackii says (4:07 PM): *ok let’s calm down before this gets a little FeRaL
feral cats don’t meow
duh
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why...
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batsys-trinketbox-deactivated20 asked: I know, I had wanted a snake ever since I was little but my mom has always hated them and said no. Last spring, my friend and I went to the reptile store and I bought a baby one :> I kept her in her cage under my bed for a few months until she got big enough that I felt she needed to be in a tank. haha I love Renenutet so much. she is just the sweetest. do you have any pets?
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Photon Bombardment: A message to New Yorkers →
ballisticphoton:
I love you guys, seriously. I love and hate your city for the same reasons you do. I am not from there, but I assure you that the reasons you dig and sometimes want to flee NYC are reasons I totally understand. While I was in NYC, I couldn’t imagine a better place on Earth I wanted to get the fuck…
BIG JUICE IN THE BIG CITY
Photon Bombardment: A message to New Yorkers →
ballisticphoton:
I love you guys, seriously. I love and hate your city for the same reasons you do. I am not from there, but I assure you that the reasons you dig and sometimes want to flee NYC are reasons I totally understand. While I was in NYC, I couldn’t imagine a better place on Earth I wanted to get the fuck…
I’m really glad I never let you guilt me into sex with you
I...
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if you win...you can keep...THE HORSE
